Hello, everyone. My name is Stephanie, better known as Captain American. I thought I might set this up so anyone who wanted to get in contact would be able to. Feel free to ask me whatever you like, some things I might not be able to answer fully because of security issues but I’ll try to tell you as much as I can. Toni says this is “good for public relations.”
I think it’s just being friendly.
So that Toni’s quite a fox, isn’t she? What’s your opinion on her newest set of lacy knickers?
Toni is very beautiful, but any magazine could tell you that. I’m pretty sure she’d tell you too, she’s not at all shy.
I don’t really understand a lot of what Toni wears. I don’t understand how she could be comfortable in it and I don’t understand how the heck you actually wear it.
I would have to say that Agent Phyllis Coulson is the finest and most professional person I have had the honor of working with since I’ve woken up.
As for the second part of your question, I don’t think it’s fair to single anyone out. The Avengers are a team and that means we accept everyone’s strengths and weaknesses and come together to be more than what any one of us could be alone. No matter how occasionally inconvenient.
Hi, this is Toni, in for Darling Stephie. Damn, I wish I had the time right now to work up a font to do a star over the ‘i’— she does that you know? I swear to god it’s like she fell out a Lisa Frank dimension instead of the past. Whatever. Right. So. Stephie wrote out this long heartfelt response about how much she loves her phone and how it let’s her do all this stuff she could never do before and had a link to Project Gutenberg and went on about how the future is really a wonderful place despite all the bad stuff. And well, you all know what she’s like, hankies out sort of thing.
Anyway, irony strikes and her phone ate the post so she’s having a sulk now—let me tell you, super soldiers super sulk, there is like a proportionate strength to mope ratio going on there— but yeah she asked me to see if I could get it back for her but writing this seemed like more fun.
But the important thing here is: Starkphones are FUCKING AWESOME. And you should get one for yourself and everyone you know because we are now officially Captain America endorsed. Latter kittens, be nice to Stephie.
I like to wake up early so I can go for a run before everyone else is out of bed. I love watching the sky change colors as the sun comes up, the streets are so much quieter than during the day, it’s like a whole other world. After I take a shower, get dressed and I have breakfast, even for a super solder is the most important meal of the day!
Toni is very rarely awake in the mornings and when she is it’s because she hasn’t been to bed yet. Sometimes she gets a little confused.
I like a lot of the clothes that I see around today. There sure is a lot more to from now. What I wear depends on what I’m doing but I think it’s important to try and look your best. It shows respect for yourself and the people around you. My favourite place to get dresses is this store that Mr. Potts was kind enough to show me not long after I woke up.
As for Toni, I, um, can’t seem to remember…